Tutor vs. Winter Cold

cold.jpgSince it is now the coldest day of the year,

  • HEY I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!
  • What?
  • THE YEAR IS ONLY FIVE DAYS OLD!!!
  • Don’t be so picky. And stop shouting.
  • THAT’S A PRETTY SHORT RANGE!

Ahem. Since it is now the coldest day of the winter season so far, my school is offering cookies, danishes, and hot coffee to the students – and the staff. Apparently cookies are healthy in cold weather, since it builds a layer of fat which protects people’s bones from the cold.

  • YEAH I DON’T THINK SO
  • Hush, you, and get off my computer.

 

lady laptopIncidentally, the student cafeteria is also hosting an administrator with a laptop who is encouraging students to register for the next semester.

 

  • OH MAYBE THAT’S WHY THEY OFFERED COOKIES
  • Maybe you’re right.
  • IT’S BRIBERY, THAT’S WHAT
  • No, it’s not. *brushes crumbs off shirt*

 

 

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